Eagles 2nd Round Pick Eric Rowe Can Straight BOOGIE During Workouts

Impressive. I don’t care if this sort of stuff is par for the course among the freakish gazelles in the NFL. You ask me to get up and do “Karaoke” for 10 yards and my legs would be tied up worse than headphone wires left in a pocket for 30 seconds. I just went from 6 to midnight looking at this hypnotic shuffle from the Eagles 2nd round pick. You think Bradley Fletcher can cut on a dime and rotate his shit like this? The instant he’s forced to open his hips he’s turned into toast. Expect big things from Eric Rowe, immediately.

Also, I’m pretty sure this can be considered racist, but I’m absolutely sure me and Jonny D don’t care. Happy Cinco De Mayo!